Madison Kelly Hewerdine

I have this roommmate named Maddi. She is the most favoritist roommate I've had since Kacey was here. Maddi is the best wing-man a single person could ever ask for. Once, I noticed something at FHE, and commented on it later. She said, "I think I noticed that too." She noticed without me having to point anything out, or ask her to notice.She is my wing-man.

She is hilarious. She is easy to get along with. The things that irritate me about her are so minor that I can't even write them without being petty. Once, she waltzed out of our apartment, for she dances everywhere, and our other roomie, Katy, said, "I have NO idea why she isn't married yet." I agreed. How many blind men must she encounter. How many deaf men she must encounter. How many spiritually-numb, senseless men she must encounter that she is not out of this apartment and in some man's house, a perfect, singing, loving, and laughing partner for his lifetime.

One Sunday night we stayed up until one thirty quoting things. We quoted Brian Regan, She's the Man, and Brian Regan again. She remembers the quotes perfectly from movies. I don't know how she does it. I couldn't stop laughing, which I know egged her on, but I COULDN'T STOP laughing. She is the best at pillow talk. She is the best. Sometimes, we will stay up late talking about the most random things, but I don't mind. I know they are things she wants to talk about. I think making an amazing friend is worth being a bit woozy in class the next day.

She is someone I can talk to without worrying if she is using me. I can tell her my immediate thoughts without worrying about her judging me, or being pleased with the amount of attention I give her. She is easy to give things to. Sometimes, on my kitchen days, she will do the dishes before I get home. Yesterday was our temple day. She usually drives, but yesterday she made me drive because she was going to stay home. "My dad's would kill me," She laughed, but sent me off with the keys anyways.

Who is this woman? Where is her man? She deserves the best. I want to put an add out, but God already has. The only viewers have been the afore-mentioned sensory deficient males.

I wish Joe were older...